Sizes and colours
Quality you can feel
All our designs are printed on high-quality, cotton-rich apparel using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing or vinyl. Right now, we offer shirts in various colours (we add and remove colours at will), but shades may vary slightly due to stock availability. Our shirts are enzyme-washed and pre-treated to keep both the fabric and print looking fresh for longer.
We take great care of your shirts while they’re in our hands, but once they arrive, it’s over to you. To keep your new favourite tee in top condition, here’s what you need to do:
How to care for your printed apparel
✔ Wash inside out in a cool wash.
✔ No tumble drying – unless you want a toddler-sized tee and flaky print.
✔ No ironing on the print – heat + print = disaster.
✔ Keep away from bleach – bleach doesn’t belong anywhere near cool t-shirts.
Follow these simple rules, and you’ll be golden. Ignore them, and your tee will age like a bad tattoo.
Size matters – double-check before you order
We’re only going to say this once: be a grown-up and check your size before ordering.
Every product page includes a link to this page, which includes a detailed size guide. Different styles may fit differently, so measure twice, buy once. We don’t offer exchanges because every order is printed just for you.
Stock availability & substitutes
If stock levels get low, we reserve the right to make the best possible decision to complete your order with minimal fuss.
📌 What this means:
- We rarely deviate from our standard T shirt and hoodie supplier.
- If necessary, we may send a similar-grade shirt when stock is unavailable.
- We never send low-quality or subpar items – we give a shit about our reputation.
If we have to make a substitution, rest assured it’s because we care more about getting you your order than making excuses.
