Keep fucking off until you reach a gate with a sign that says "you can't fuck off past this point".
Climb over the gate.
Dream the impossible dream.
And keep fucking off forever!
NB notes
This ain’t Edgars, your normal size may not be the size we offer, so, it’d be a good idea to see how you measure up before ordering.
As we are an online store, you don’t get to feel or see the product in real life til it shows up at your door. As such, if you don’t love your order, for any reason whatsoever, you can let us know within five days that you want to return it for a refund.
More interesting things that are good to know here.
