A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn't care less what you think
See also: beautiful, boss, bitch and no fucks given
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This ain’t Edgars, your normal size may not be the size we offer, so, it’d be a good idea to see how you measure up before ordering.
As we are an online store, you don’t get to feel or see the product in real life til it shows up at your door. As such, if you don’t love your order, for any reason whatsoever, you can let us know within five days that you want to return it for a refund.
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